I was at work today walking down the stairs outside and this darling 3 or 4 year old saw me. this is what she said:

Hi!
Hi!
I'm going to see the dentist!
You are? is he gonna look at your teeth?
Yep! what are you doing?
I work here and I make retainers for kids teeth.
(she thinks real hard for a min)... Are you the Tooth Fairy?
No, but I wish I was.
Oh...

That made my morning! It was the cutest thing ever!